The Five Most Important Questions, EVER!
There comes a time when you meet a person and you need to know all the truly important things about them. I’m not just talking about last call here folks. So I have prepared the five questions that need to be answered in order to learn everything you need to know about a potential partner.
- Who is your favourite Beatle?
- How do you take your coffee or tea?
- Which side of the bed do you prefer?
- Seasonal tires or all weather?
- Dogs in people’s clothing, yay or nay?
Without knowing the answers to these questions, I believe the relationship is doomed for failure. And learning these answers is the first thing one should do while in a relationship. I think this stuff is more important than learning your partner’s name.
August 22, 2007 at 11:31 am
Learning a potentional mate’s favorite Beatle> knowing if they want kids. WIGSF, bringing you sound relationship adivce.
August 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
You’re funny!! Answer the questions….
August 22, 2007 at 12:40 pm
wiwille - its not just the answer itself, but how the question is answered. I believe you can tell a lot about a person by who their favourite Beatle is. And it doesn’t really matter whether or not someone wants kids because sometimes kids arrive unexpectedly.
Miss Ash - ladies first.
August 22, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Interesting…what if she says she doesn’t like the Beatles, or worse, her favorite is George Harrison?
August 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm
1. John
2. lots of milk
3. The right side…if there is a wall then the side away from the wall
4. I have summer tires for summer and winter tires for winter
5. Ummmm probably nay but i’m rather indifferent to this question, they can look cute in clothes but would I dress one up…probably not.
Your turn
August 22, 2007 at 9:03 pm
A person should never dress their animals in people’s clothing.
August 23, 2007 at 12:25 am
Woozie - you got a problem with George?
Angel - most animals should be left alone in the clothing department
Miss Ash - George; sugar and varying amounts of milk/whitener; the top; depends on the car; nay.
August 23, 2007 at 8:28 am
I can think of some better questions I’d want to ask than those, but to each his own
August 23, 2007 at 8:54 am
The top LMAO
August 23, 2007 at 9:56 am
George Harrison - he had talent yet was bullied by John and Paul’s arsery.
Milk, no sugar
I’m thankful that I have a bed at all.
I don’t drive…all weather?
Nay. T’is an act of perversion akin to sodomy.
August 23, 2007 at 10:03 am
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