Face-itude
You know those women who always have a look on their face that just screams “I am a bitch!” I hate those women. They always have a scowl on their face.
Whenever I meet any of these women, I just can’t help assuming that she’s a bitch. If I have to put up with her for a limited amount of time, I always use kid gloves. I don’t know what has been done to this woman to make her a bitch and I don’t want to know. I just want to get rid of this bitch as fast as possible.
I guess what I’m trying to say (or write in this case) is that I treat women differently based on the attitude they display on their face.
When a woman smiles at me, I get confused. What does she want? What’s her angle? Yes I’m paranoid that women are trying to destroy me and the world as a whole. (You find that surprising, you must be a new reader to this blog.) I put up my shields and prepare to make a speedy exit. A happy woman is a woman about to ambush you. At least with the bitch scowl, I’m tipped off. Here’s a woman and she’s pissed.
In conclusion, all women are out to get me (and not in the good way). Some are just more sly about it than others.
But more about the bitch scowl. I’ve never been friends with any of these women, for obvious reasons. Who wants to be friends with a perma-bitch? I don’t want to know why they’re so bitchy, but I would like to know whether or not these women know they are bitches? I mean in general, if a woman is a bitch, does she know it? I’m a prick. I’m one of the world’s biggest assholes, but I know it and I revel in it. I’ve known woman who are bitches, they’re not the sort to always have it showing on their faces, but they did not know they were bitches. Does anybody out there know these women with the bitch scowl and if so, do they know they are bitches?
Recommended Listening: Bitch by The Rolling Stones.
The WhatIGotSoFar series on Women
October 16, 2007 at 3:02 pm
not having a good day are you?
October 16, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I don’t know about bitches, but pricks go with cunts pretty well.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
October 17, 2007 at 7:18 am
Bob - my day was okay
Woozie - I’ll remember to tip my waitress.
October 17, 2007 at 7:54 am
They would know, sooner or later.
October 17, 2007 at 9:28 am
Yes and yes.
October 17, 2007 at 10:17 am
I think most definitely know it, and revel in it, much you like you acknowledge your own personality. Ha. It’s the ones who scowl all the time & don’t realize it that worry me.
October 17, 2007 at 10:49 am
I smile at people because i’m friendly, not because i’m out to get them. As for having a bitchy face, meh it happens. When I have my bitchy face on everyone can go fuck themselves as far as i’m concerned as obviously i’m having a bad day. (it’s not a perma scowl)
October 17, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I think those “bitches” do know they’re bitches, and sometimes use it to their advantage.
I remember when I was in school there was one bitch in particular that would often use her bitch skills in order to get out of trouble, or to get out of class.
October 17, 2007 at 4:55 pm
It sounds funny, but I always was attracted to the bitchy looking women. Much of the time they’re really not bitchy, and it’s fun to discover that.
But most of those who ARE bitchy have little reason for their arrogance, and that’s just fun to break through and expose.
– david
October 18, 2007 at 7:43 am
modobs - don’t expect me to be the one to tell them
wiwille & BDS - okay
miss ash - admit it, you are out to get them
helloblog - what a bitch
David Amulet - are bitches better in bed?
November 16, 2007 at 7:46 am
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