I Attract Preverts

I checked the stats on this blog earlier this morning. Last month my blog received more hits than in any other month. You would think that more people reading my nonsensical ramblings would delight me. I don’t actually think more people are reading and enjoying my blog. It would be nice to have people find some sort of enjoyment or enterainment or informative information in my writings. Really, that would be nice, but I’m a realist. And, through a service provided by WordPress.com, I can view search engine terms actually used to find my blog.

Apparently, that post I wrote a while back about ugly titties still receives many hits, mostly from search engine lookups. Some of the more popular terms used to find my blog are: “hairy boobs,” “ugly boobs” and this is an interesting one “the bottom bitch on jerry springer.” Oh, and “el kabong” garners my blog a couple hits each day.

I would like to think these people googling and finding my blog would find what they were actually looking for. But again, I’m a realist. I don’t think anybody is looking for my lame MS Paint drawings of stickwoman titties. I imagine many people are dissappointed when they find my blog. Oh well, my blog is a perfect internet representation of me. People are often dissappointed when they see me. Why should my blog be any different?

Recommended Listening: I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For by U2.

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