Insomnia Blogging II
I slept even less last night than I did the night before. So I watched even more WUTV late night/early morning sitcoms. They play two episodes of Frasier. I did not know that.
I also sat through much of an episode of Will & Grace. What, if any, was the appeal of that show? I was too incoherent to follow the story but I was still able to see every joke coming. This is where the gay guy calls the short chick a junkie. And boom, he calls her a junkie. Oh, now the slutty chick is gonna call the gay guy a queen. “Will, you’re a queen.” If I can write that crap at 3:00 in the morning on little-to-no sleep, what does that say about the quality of writing that actually went into the show?
So, I flipped around a bit. I stopped flipping when I found something that wasn’t a commercial or informercial. The Nanny starring Fran Drescher was on that one cable channel that for some reason comes in but with a lot of static and snow. Did you know that The Nanny is less worse of a television program than Will & Grace? Hear that Eric McCormick! You’ve been given worse material than Fran Drescher.
All this horrible sitcom crap got me to flip around some more. CNN was playing some debate. Hillary Clinton, I can’t speak for her issues or what she stands for, but she has this look on her face like she’s trying to hide the fact that she’s a total bitch. I’ve never met her. She, for all I know, could be a nice person, a person who is really great to be around. But the look on her face, she’s got face-itude and she was trying to hide it as best she could. I don’t blame her for trying to hide it. Who would vote for a bitch? She’s got a bitch scowl and has not been able to cover it up. No amount of phoney smiling and makeup can hide the bitch scowl.
I learned nothing about the issues from the bit of the debate I watched. War bad. Current administration bad. I’m still waiting for one candidate to say “This is a democracy. You, the voter, tell me what you want me to do if I’m elected to represent you.”
I think the US needs more Austrians to run for government. At least that way we’d all have more comedic material. “Who is your daddy and what does he do?”
Recommended Listening: Death of a Drag Queen by Sponge.
November 16, 2007 at 9:24 am
Hillary Clinton is certainly a bitch, otherwise I couldn’t explain why Bill Clinton chose to cheat on her with Monica Lewinski, who is everything but appealing.
November 16, 2007 at 10:26 am
Unfortunately, even if an American presidential canditate (regardless of political affiliation) said something like This is a democracy. You, the voter, tell me what you want me to do if I’m elected to represent you.”
The very next thing all of them would say is, “Syyyyke!!!”
November 16, 2007 at 11:04 am
modobs - Bill, during his presidency, had plenty of cameras on him waiting for his dick to slip. Monica Lewinsky was in a convenient position. That’s right.
Dan - I can definitely see Obama saying “Syyyyke!!!” But I would imagine Clinton spending three minutes in some long drawn out paragraph of sentences explaining some Rube Goldbergian reasoning that would amount to nothing more than just “Syyyyke!!!”
November 16, 2007 at 11:18 am
READ.
Arnold was born for politics:
Arnold: Hey, Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last?
Sully: That’s right, Matrix! You did!
Arnold: I lied.
[Matrix releases Sully, who falls to his demise]
That is one way to get rid of the competition.
November 16, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I liked Will and Grace …shocking I know haha.
November 16, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Bob - remind me what movie that’s from
Miss Ash - I’ve never been more shocked. NOT!
November 16, 2007 at 3:05 pm
How much shit advice have you had regarding your insomnia? I’ve heard it all as I’m a sufferer too. Hideous isn’t it?
November 16, 2007 at 3:33 pm
I love Sponge!
Anyway, what is up with your insomnia?? I’ve heard Jack Daniels works wonders.
November 16, 2007 at 3:46 pm
vinylrichie - my friend Bob is convinced reading will help me sleep. I fail to understand how doing something that requires my eyes be open and focused will help me stay asleep for longer than 3 hours at a time.
JLee - don’t joke around with Jack. I will have try that. By that I mean I’m having a couple shots before bed tonight. But what should I do the next morning when my brains leaking out of my ears.
November 16, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Commando
November 18, 2007 at 10:50 am
Hee, glad you didn’t go the Jack route…always perilous!
Cxx
November 18, 2007 at 11:47 am
Hillary does need to change her bitchiness before the primaries. She would do much better if she would lead the crowd in a rousing rendition of “Ice Ice Baby”.
November 18, 2007 at 4:16 pm
I posted a video of my fave Sponge song…
November 18, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Bob - I would have guessed Total Recall because that’s the one I least remember. Ironic, tisn’t it.
Claire - I will probably go the Jack route once I remember.
wiwille - if Hillary says “word to your mother” see will lose all credibility as a human being nevermind a politician.
JLee - “Sponge! Does this look like something a sponge would do!”