Saturday night, at the Madison with Boston, Columbia and Bob; Boston proposed a little contest, a little wager.
The Prize
Five hundred dollars in legitimate Canadian legal tender to be paid by the loser.
The Rules
- Aggregate ages of participants (one contestant and one partner) must be less than one hundred.
- All partners must have given consent.
- Partners must participate without compensation (financial, etc.)
- Partners must be female.
Competitors
- WIGSF
- Bob
The Contest
First guy to get laid.
Boston’s predicitions
“I think WIGSF is gonna win this one. Bob’s puts the pussy on a pedestal.”
Columbia’s predictions
“I think WIGSF win will. Look at him, better clothes, better hair.
WIGSF’s predictions
Bob’s gonna win this one. He’ll find some woman who’ll treat him like shit, use him, abuse him and throw him away; but she’ll at least screw him once for good measure. WIGSF can’t be bothered to give a woman the time of day (corrected from “time of die”, wiwille pointed out my Freudian slip there) let alone a good roll in the hay.
Roofies.
Either that or drop your pants and “stun her with your monster phallus” according to some big dick spam.
Comment by Woozie — January 6, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
Has to be consentual sex. No roofies.
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 7, 2008 @ 7:46 am
I thought Columbia was suppose to pay $500 to me… I mean the winner.
Comment by Bob — January 7, 2008 @ 10:30 am
The best part of this is gonna be when the victor skates around the rink holding the trophy over their head..
Comment by Dan — January 7, 2008 @ 10:30 am
I like the idea of that… except I probably shouldn’t skate with my bad knee. I definitely should spend part of the prize money on a trophy.
Comment by Bob — January 7, 2008 @ 11:38 am
Bob – No I thought it was the loser to pay.
Dan – We’re Canadians, we don’t use trophies. We use cups, bowls, somethings we can drink from. So with that in mind, any ideas what that thing would look like?
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 7, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
Umm so just go out to a bar on Saturday night and voila!!! Or tell a female friend you will split the cash with her haha.
Comment by Miss Ash — January 7, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
Miss Ash: Rule #3: no compensation.
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 7, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
Oh right, so go to a bar like every other man, and hit on some girl at 1:50am right before closing time.
Comment by Miss Ash — January 7, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
Bob, you reading that? Do it man!
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 7, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Damn it WIGSF for creating rules as we go along. Meanwhile Columbia might come over tonight to shoot some pool. If he does I will clarify who pays.
Comment by Bob at York — January 7, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
I truly thought those were the rules as decided by the four of us on Saturday night. Its still early enough to amend the agreement. I know I haven’t had any consentual sex with non-prostitutes since Saturday night and I can pretty much guess about you remaining sexually inactive since Saturday. Discuss it with Columbia and call Boston then get back to me.
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 7, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
“IGSF can’t be bothered to give a woman the time of die”
Freudian slip maybe? Still I’m rooting for you.
Comment by wiwille — January 7, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
Thanks for that, I can’t believe you’re the first to notice that.
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 7, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Hmm. Well your one line response makes me think the “stunning monster phallus” is not an option for you (it’s okay). Um…another bet? If the Saskatchewan Socialists beat the Quebec Queers, then she has to fuck you.
Comment by Woozie — January 7, 2008 @ 8:00 pm
I’m am well endowed, I just don’t feel the need to brag about it.
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 7, 2008 @ 8:15 pm
I talked to Columbia but not to Boston. Columbia confirmed what I believed: Our money is not on the line, his is. At one point saturday night it looked like we might have a bet going but then they both picked you. So consider it prize money donated by Columbia not a “bet”.
Comment by Bob — January 8, 2008 @ 10:09 am
Really, wow. You know me, I’m in no rush. But you gotta keep pluggin’ away. Imagine how much milk you can get for 500 clams.
I’ll post the amended Contest at some point.
Comment by whatigotsofar — January 8, 2008 @ 10:49 am
hey unless you want a side-bet. You lay it out and maybe we can get it done. Really in the end, how could we have made a bet saturday night without an actual handshake or anything?
Comment by Bob — January 8, 2008 @ 11:09 am