Weekend Precap

This weekend, I know I have to work a bit. But that’s okay. It’s just a quick meeting with a client who is not a jackass and then the rest of the weekend is mine. So Friday night, I’m going to stay in, make some hamburgers. I’ve had this odd craving for burgers the last couple of days.

Bob and I have plans to go adrinkin’ with Boston on Saturday night. The dilemma I face is this: sometimes I just don’t feel like drinking. Last Friday, I felt like drinking but I didn’t get to. The next night, I felt like I had obligated myself to drink although I was no longer in the mood. Maybe, this Saturday, I’ll be in the mood.

Hey baby, it’s a quarter to eight,
I feel I’m in the mood.

I’m sorry, I promise that’s the last time I quote Rush lyrics.

On Sunday, I would like to clean my bedroom a bit. A couple days ago I dropped a glove and kicked it underneath my bed. When I bent down to pick it up, I swear, there was some resistance to me picking up this glove. Not much resistance, but just enough to make me think I’m not living alone in that room. And it couldn’t have been the cat, he was outside.

As for today, it’s leap day. Honestly, I didn’t realize this day had a name until the last time February 29th rolled around. I’m a bit pissed that this extra day comes in February. February is the hardest month to spell. Why couldn’t we just have an extra day in May. May is much easier to spell. May is a word I actually use. “May I? Yes you may.” See how easy that is. May is also a person’s name. Only a weirdo would name their child February.

Other weird words I hope I never see being used as names:

• Fork
• Evasion
• Drying
• Recycle
• Vince
• W00t
• Orange
• Changepurse

I have never seen this words used as names. If you’re reading this and don’t want me to call you a weirdo, don’t name your children any of these words.