Friday
There was a snowstorm during the drive home hours. I got to miss the rush because I was working late. I didn’t leave until 7:30PM. The drive home took me forty minutes. I think that was pretty good considering the driving conditions.
When I did get home, I ate and watched a bit of television, blogged a bit and went beddy-by.
Saturday
In the morning, I went back to work.
For dinner, I took Bob out for his consolation prize meal.
After dinner, I picked up Chrissy and the three of us went down to the Madison for drinks and what not. We met Boston and a friend of his there. Later, the Wonder Twins joined us.
Boston had been showing us his new business card. Apparently, he’s involved with ‘automotive hard parts.’ When asked what a hard part of a car was, his answer “I don’t care, just so long as my business card doesn’t say soft parts.”
To get down to the Maddy, I found a parking space on the side of a road instead of a lot. I parked right in front of a parking meter that wasn’t exactly working. The machine refused to print me a ticket. Same goes with the meter just down the street. Still, when I returned to the car, I found a parking ticket. Judging by the dimly lit regulations on the parking meter, there was no posted rate for parking after 9:00PM. I took that, in conjuction with the meter not accepting my money to mean that parking was free.
I have this feeling, based on the evil nature of the City of Toronto and its bureaucracy and stories I’ve heard on talk radio that the Toronto Parking Authority places parking tickets on every car in a situation such as mine with a low fine amount of $29.00 so that people like me will just pay the fine instead of fighting it. For me to fight the ticket, I would have to go down to the courthouse and waste half a day. My time is worth more than $29.00 so the city gets my money without a fight. It’s not right that I should pay the ticket, but I have better things to do. For example, I will no longer be driving into the city. Yet again, FUCK YOU TORONTO!
I did of course take me some time to find that parking ticket as I had forgetten where I parked the car. Me and the Twins left the bar first to get some coffee at Tim Hortons while Bob and Chrissy stuck around the bar a couple minutes longer. Bob and Chrissy remembered where I parked the car so they were stuck waiting by the car for me to finally find it. I had the street right, but I thought I had parked much farther west than I had thought. Oh well. All the walking around helped work off my fattening dinner.
During the night, the Wonder Twins asked me for a lift. I asked them if they drove downtown and they said “Nope, we took the TTC.” So when I started driving them home, I hopped on the freeway heading east towards Scarberia. Turns out, they drove to the subway station at the north end of the city and grabbed the red rocket from there. So I had to turn around.
When I finally got home, it was after 3:00AM. I was pretty tuckered out from a long day, but I could not sleep. That dinner didn’t sit well and my tummy hurt. I didn’t get to sleep until 5:00AM.
Sunday
Woke up at 7:00AM, still reeling from the previous night’s dinner. Sunday was a day in which I felt like crap the entire day.
My Mother was having my Brother’s fiancee and soon-to-be Mother-in-law over to discuss and plan the bridal shower. My Mother asked me to help her clean the house because the house was a mess. She had worked Saturday as well so it was a rush to get the house clean and presentable. I cleaned while she did some shopping errands and baking.
During the hen-like bridal shower discussions, my Brother and I went to Vaughan Mills to kill some time before dinner. For a Sunday evening in March, that mall was pretty busy. There were lots of little kids running around screaming.
My Dad did a barbecue. But he didn’t prepare a steak for me. I like a small steak well done. All the steaks he prepared were thick, juicy and raw. I swear, the steak he was eating was still breathing. I, having been sick all morning, had only to eat that day, a bit of kettlecorn, a buttertart and some of my Mother’s spongecake. I was so hungry, I ate a lampchop. And I’ve been coughing up white sock fur ever since.
hehehe…
Bob has already complained that one of the answers for the contest is wrong. I fail to understand how Bob thinks he knows exactly what I’m thinking to the point where he’ll know more about my opinions that myself. Most of the questions have to do with things that are my favourite this or my favourite that. It’s my favourite thing. I think I would know who my favourite female vocalist is.
If you haven’t taken a shot at the contest, take a shot, you’ve got nothing to lose.
11 responses so far ↓
Bob // March 3, 2008 at 9:37 am
God… you really are that bad with directions? You walked too far EAST not WEST. I also can’t believe how far you went. We were one street away from the Madison and you walked what 6 blocks away? More? I was freezing my ass off and had to listen to Chrissy talk about wedding stuff for an hour.
Oh and FYI, about the contest, the one I think you got wrong is the NBA question. There is no way the answer you sent me can be correct.
Miss Ash // March 3, 2008 at 10:41 am
How was the Maddy? I haven’t been there in years. As for the parking ticket, you have to be careful in TO as there are always hitches. Permits past midnight, park from 2-3pm etc.
Random Chick // March 3, 2008 at 12:17 pm
You sound like me. I am the Queen of “u-turns.” And I ALWAYS loose my car whever I park it, that’s why I love having my remote alarm key. I just point it in all directions and when I hear the “beep-beep” I follow the sounds to my car. My daughter is always telling me, “Mommy, we have to remember where we parked the car so we don’t loose it.” She’s so helpful.
whatigotsofar // March 3, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Bob - Don’t give me this freezing my ass of crap. It takes a helluvalotta cold to freeze that ass of yours. As for Chrissy talking about her wedding, ha!
Miss Ash - the guitar player was in the basement as they had a projector screen in the room he usually performs in. I think there was a UFC event that night on PPV.
Random - the remote only has so much range, and I was way off from where I had parked.
Sparkling Red // March 3, 2008 at 4:51 pm
You are such a good lad, helping your mother clean the house. You will make a very fine husband someday.
My father had a lawyer friend who was recruited to draft the City of Toronto’s parking by-laws when they were drafted (or revised) back in the 1970’s. He worked with city planners to map out exactly where you could park, according to a series of relative measurements. No one supervised his work, so he left a bunch of “holes” in the legislation, creating zones the length of one car that weren’t covered by any parking rules. Then he’d park in one of these spots, wherever he went. If he got a ticket, he’d take it to court and win every time, because the written by-laws didn’t match the posted signs and the documents win over the signage. He still has free parking all over the city any time he wants. Sweet deal, eh?
Jillian // March 3, 2008 at 7:31 pm
LOL… sounds like a fun weekend. Except for the house cleaning part… I hate cleaning house, it’s necessary, though. Were you drunk while looking for your car? I’ve done that before.
Big Ben // March 3, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I went to the Maddy on Friday, took the subway of course, don’t want to try to park anywher in the Annex or anywhere near the downtown core.
Rawbean // March 3, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Fight the power! I mean….fight the ticket!
Awhhh Public Enemy…sniff.
Bob // March 3, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Jillian he wasn’t drunk, he was our DD, now the rest of us, we were intoxicated.
Maxie // March 4, 2008 at 12:05 am
well done steaks are nastayyyy!
whatigotsofar // March 4, 2008 at 7:08 am
Spark - Holes in the by-laws since the 70s. More proof of Toronto’s ineffiency.
Jillian - I don’t drink and drive.
Big Ben - There’s no subway in Vaughan. So its either drive to the subway station or drive the whole way down.
Rawbean - my time is worth more than 30 bucks.
Maxie - well, dats the ways I likes it.
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