Online Dating Persona Test
I recently took an online dating persona test on okcupid. I don’t know why.
Yadda yadda yadda, here’s the results, cuz I know, you’re dying to know.
The Mixed MessengerDeliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) Just…take…the…fucking…flower…darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again. You’re looking for love, but you’ll always maintain your independence. You’re prepared for a real commitment, but it’s also likely that you’re ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit. In a relationship, you’re usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you’re a little bit more part of the pack. You’re well-liked but you’re not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight’s often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well. Your exact male opposite: The Playboy  Random Gentle Sex Master Always avoid: The Playstation (RGSM), The Peach (RGLM) Consider: The Priss (DBLD) |
| Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - singles |
Well folks, does that sound like me?
And this is for Maxie (if you’re reading this), one of the questions was really messed up. A real WYRW question, “Who would I rather catch me masterbating? mom or dad.” Don’t know if you’ve used that one, yet, but it’s really, really, rea-eally nasty to even think about it. I’m still shaking a little bit.
March 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Geez, your archetype looks kind of scary. Very frowny about his rose and his brutality.
March 27, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I don’t like mine! haha
Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.
You’ve had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You’re well experienced in dealing with other people’s weirdnesses, and it’s likely you’re good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you’ve got a lot of energy.
People can tell you’re sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it’s how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the ‘brutal’ tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.
Remarkably, you don’t mind the same from your men. You’ve experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you’re a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you’ll make a fine divorcee.
Your exact female opposite:
The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The Poolboy (RGSD)
Consider: The False Messiah (DBLM), someone just like you.
March 27, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I’m the Peach! Apparently this means I’m pretty Awesome.
It’s hard to say if this sounds like you, as I hardly know ye. But sure, why not?
So were you willing to let 10,000 people die for you? And LOL @ people with STD’s getting sent to Match.com. That’s gross.
March 27, 2008 at 5:16 pm
I think that there is a lot of truth to that description. I will do it later.
March 27, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Spark - he’s got a bit of pigface minus the nose
JLee - does the hubby know you took a dating persona test?
Jillian - 10000 people are gonna die whether I like it or not. Disease, war, famine, all kinds of crap kills all kinds of people I’ve never met everyday. As for posting STDs on the net. I don’t remember anything about that. I wouldn’t laugh at those people. I don’t know how they contracted the disease. If they got it in a funny way (like eating infected monkeys or something), yeah, I’d laugh.
Bob - okay.
March 27, 2008 at 6:44 pm
OMG! That test is awesome!
Although, I agree with you. The masterbation question was yucky…ewwww!
I’m a “The Sudden Departure - Random Brutal Love Master” a.k.a. “a serial monogamist.” Kinda fits…I’m a random chick! LOL!
I have been married once before… I told my Husband if this marriage doesn’t work out. I’m NOT getting married again! I’m just gonna get a cabana boy! LOL!!!
March 27, 2008 at 8:28 pm
hahaha I did take that test and the masturbating question FREAKED ME OUT. I’ve thought about using it before… maybe next week. It just makes me cringe every freakin time.
I took this test once, but I forgot what the results were. It’s exactly opposite of what B2G got when she did hers. That’s all I remember.
March 27, 2008 at 9:07 pm
That sounds about right!
March 27, 2008 at 9:48 pm
oh, it’s all hypothetical. I don’t think any of it rings true anyway (except the great in bed part…haha)
March 28, 2008 at 6:11 am
Random - so you’re a random something. Who’d have guessed that?
Maxie - I’m still cringing and its the next day, and it was only a theoretical situation.
Rawbean - Some of it isn’t how I’d describe and myself and other parts seem to be wishful thinking.
JLee - Women don’t have to be great in bed, they pretty much just have to be there.
March 28, 2008 at 11:58 am
I’m a Sonnet????
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.
Your exact female opposite:
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master
Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)
Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)
March 31, 2008 at 12:30 am
I’m totally doing this for my next post!
April 1, 2008 at 8:16 am
Geez, who would you rather prefer catching you masterbating? That’s a weird question!
April 1, 2008 at 9:06 am
Grace - Yup, I sawd it. Good show.
modobs - I know; besides, we all know God is watching all the time, everytime, anyway.