Four Square

Got tagged by Spark of No More Casual Nonchalance.

Four jobs I’ve had

1. pin monkey
2. shipper/receiver
3. assistant manager of an indie record store
4. video store clerk

Four places I’ve lived

1. 67 Madawaska Ave. - I think that’s the number. I lived there until I was 6.
2. 118 Old Surrey Lane
3. On May Ave. Only lived there for 13 months. I think the number was 117, but I could be wrong.
4. The place I live now in Maple. I like it very much.

Four people I want to bitch-slap right into the middle of next week

1. Paul Watson.
2. That Coffee Crisp hypnotist.
3. David Suzuki.
4. Ingrid Newkirk

Four people who e-mail me regularly

1. Bob.
2. Spammers who want to make my dick bigger.
3. Spammers who want me to give them my credit card info.
4. Spammers who want to use my credit card info to make Bob’s dick bigger.

Four TV shows I watch

1. The Simpsons
2. How I Met Your Mother
3. Sportscentre
4. Futurama

Four places I’ve visited

1. Ottawa
2. New York
3. Washington DC
4. Boston

Four favourite foods

1. Pancakes.
2. Fried chicken, white meat only.
3. French toast.
4. Garlic mashed potatoes.

Four places I’d like to be right now

1. In bed.
2. In bed with a beautiful lady.
3. In bed with a lady who isn’t beautiful.
4. Dennys.

Four things I’m looking forward to this year

1. My brother’s wedding.
2. My birthday.
3. Getting that decoy of the two turkeys humping and hiding in my father’s backyard and seeing how long it takes him to notice it.
4. The next Futurama DVD.

Four people I’m tagging

1. You.
2. That person who reads your blog but doesn’t read mine.
3. Your significant other.
4. The person who never gets tagged for any memes.

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