What Disgusts You?

What disgusts you? I’m not talking about slimey, oozy things. I mean things that probably shouldn’t be disgusting, but for some reason, really makes you gag. I’m talking about social things.

For me, I’m disgusted by people who have tongue studs and are always playing with it. Flicking the stud with their teeth, it makes this awful metallic high-pitched door knocker sound. The only reason I don’t grab that tongue stud and rip it out is fear of being bitten by someone who might have rabies. People who get their tongues pierced and flick them don’t often look like the sort who bathe regularly.

I’m also disgusted by underage girls who dress like whores. These little girls make me sick. Just because they’re jailbait, doesn’t mean they have to advertise that fact. Hey little girls, cover the fuck up!

Speaking of women who show to much skin. How about muffintops. I’ve got nothing against women with a bit of meat on them. I kinda like it. But you get these women who are a little bit overweight walking around in low-rider pants that are two sizes too small, then they wear those baby tees that leave their midrift showing. The tightness of the clothing forces the flab into the naked area of the lower torso. It makes the woman look like she’s wearing a flesh-coloured innertube; a picture perfect image of a spare tire.

Take a look at this photo I found from googling “muffin top” and you’ll see a good example of the flesh innertube. This woman is not huge. She didn’t just escape from a tank at Sea World. She’s just a regular woman, maybe a pound or two over her suggested weight. For all I know, she could be a very attractive woman. But here she is, walking around, looking like she’s got a floatation device wrapped around her. If she put on some proper clothes, I wouldn’t have this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach as the bile builds and rises.

Here are some other things that sicken me:

Light cigarettes. Me, I don’t smoke. Never have. But I can understand the appeal of tobacco smoke. Real tobacco, has an odour that is tolerable. But today, with these light cigarettes, doped up with all kinds of chemicals, they smell just God awful.

Guys who only date women under twenty. If the guy is twenty, it’s okay. But once the guy starts getting close to thirty, it becomes disgusting. It only stops being disgusting in the situation where the guy is old and rich and the woman is a gold-digging model. But at that point, the thought of an old naked man is disgusting all on its own.

So, again I ask, what disgusts you?