Insomnia Blogging: One Weird Dream
I had a hard time sleeping last night. Eventually, as I lay on the couch watching King of the Hill, I dozed off into a dream. The dream, I remember things from it.
The premise, I was heading downtown to meet someone I had gone to grade school with, but hadn’t seen since. I don’t know why I was meeting her or how we reconnected. I’m not even sure if I remember her name. But for whatever reason, I was meeting her late one night in downtown Toronto.
I distinctly remember using a public restroom to style my hair. Although I didn’t like the way my hair was turning out, I left it as is because she burst through the door to the mensroom and said “Come on, let’s go.” Before going to the mensroom, I remember her wearing a jacket. After though, she was wearing a nice green dress. Something that really showed off her bah-sooms.
I remember me and her discussing where each of us were living. She said she was in Brampton, near the town centre, in a crappy apartment. I made some comment about how Brampton has a Dennys.
That’s when I woke up.
Something else I noticed last night. I was watching the DVDs I have of The Critic, the short-lived animated series about a fat, bald movie critic. I perused through the special features to find a series of animated shorts created for the internet. I’ve had this DVD set for years and I’ve never noticed these “webisodes” before. Awesome, new (to me) content!
May 9, 2008 at 8:39 am
you don’t remember the girl’s name? Do you remember what she looked like?
May 9, 2008 at 9:05 am
Green’s always a good colour for showing off one’s “bah-sooms”. A nice emerald green… just has a nice depth to it.
May 9, 2008 at 9:14 am
“her bah-sooms” - I like that, funny.
May 9, 2008 at 9:38 am
Weird…especially the part about styling your hair in the restroom. I had some freaky dreams last night too. Very disturbing and too weird to mention. ha
May 9, 2008 at 11:10 am
So this means you’re taking a date to Denny’s (Miss Ash?).
Sorry I couldn’t resist.
May 9, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Bob - red hair, names are your department reverand.
Grace - I guess that’s why I’ve always thought Irish women all had big tits. And instead of responded to the your other comment in the other post, I’ll respond here. I don’t remember calling you picky. (I do remember calling you a selfish bitch. hehehe) That does not mean I didn’t call you picky. I certainly remember thinking it, that’s for sure.
Sarebeth - I wanted people to know that I meant to have it pronounced bah-sooms instead of bosums.
JLee - If you were out on a date or something like a date and in the middle of said date, you happened to catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and saw something asquew, would you not use a restroom to adjust whatever it was that was asquew: hair, makeup, etc.
Wiwille - You couldn’t, but she definitely can, resist that is.
May 9, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Wiwille, we’re not going on a date, just meeting up for drinks one day, much like you and I you nerd!
I don’t like King of the Hill very much any more. I watched it years ago but meh.
As for that music thing …. that one is hard!
May 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm
See here. You’re constantly throwing complements in my direction. I’m still pissed about the selfish bitch one… I think I should get bonus points on the next music guessing game round in exchange for it.
(I won’t tell anyone, I promise)
May 9, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Miss Ash - At first, I thought of using the same 10 songs from the first round, only have it play backwards, but then I thought that might be kinda mean. So instead I just went with a contiuence of difficulty.
Grace - oh, that’s right. See, I remember thinking it. But I’ve called you so many things, it’s hard to remember when and where I called you anything specific. And I don’t give bonus points to N********k fans. In fact, those people are lucky I break when they cross the street. Unlike the band’s leadsinger. Oh! That’s right. I went there. Come to think of it, you like Bon Jovi (New Jersey based) right? Didn’t Richie Sambora also get charged with DUI. And didn’t Ray Emery get in a car accident on the way to practise once? Looks to me like your pickiness involves people with bad driving records. I guess that puts me back into the running for your ideal guy, huh.
May 9, 2008 at 1:03 pm
That’s it. My next post will be a pic of me sporting my N********K tee. Hehe, how’d you like that word all in caps?
P.S. I can’t stand Ray Emery. Yes, he’s a horrible driver… he cuts people off with his Hummer all over town. But he’s not a Sens player anymore (or at least won’t be for much longer), so I couldn’t care less
May 9, 2008 at 1:08 pm
It’s hard not be a bad driver when driving a Hummer. They’re just so big and cumbersome.
May 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Didn’t she know girls aren’t allowed in the Men’s room?
Last night as I drifted in half-consciousness around 4am, my brain decided that I was the sliced turkey in a sandwich. My sheet was cheese and the duvet and mattress were bread.
May 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Thanks for changing my comment; now I look like a crazy person talking about caps. Geez, I didn’t even know you could do that.
May 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Spark - Didn’t you get the memo, women showing off their bah-sooms are allowed everywhere. Especially in my dreams.
Grace - Didn’t you read the previous day’s post. I’m against free speech. I’m down with censorship, G.
May 9, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Alanna ******. Not sure about the last name but the only redhead I remember is Alanna. I think you even told me a rumour later on that she developed faster than other girls.
May 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Yeah, probably. Oh, and I changed the last name to *s. You never know if and when people google their own name.
May 10, 2008 at 11:43 am
What would the problem be if she did google her name? Do you think she would be insulted? Or would it be a compliment? DO you ever plan on seeing this person again?
May 10, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I thought you meant “styling” as in using the hand dryer to dry your hair. ha