I had a hard time sleeping last night. Eventually, as I lay on the couch watching King of the Hill, I dozed off into a dream. The dream, I remember things from it.
The premise, I was heading downtown to meet someone I had gone to grade school with, but hadn’t seen since. I don’t know why I was meeting her or how we reconnected. I’m not even sure if I remember her name. But for whatever reason, I was meeting her late one night in downtown Toronto.
I distinctly remember using a public restroom to style my hair. Although I didn’t like the way my hair was turning out, I left it as is because she burst through the door to the mensroom and said “Come on, let’s go.” Before going to the mensroom, I remember her wearing a jacket. After though, she was wearing a nice green dress. Something that really showed off her bah-sooms.
I remember me and her discussing where each of us were living. She said she was in Brampton, near the town centre, in a crappy apartment. I made some comment about how Brampton has a Dennys.
That’s when I woke up.
Something else I noticed last night. I was watching the DVDs I have of The Critic, the short-lived animated series about a fat, bald movie critic. I perused through the special features to find a series of animated shorts created for the internet. I’ve had this DVD set for years and I’ve never noticed these “webisodes” before. Awesome, new (to me) content!
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Bob // May 9, 2008 at 8:39 am
you don’t remember the girl’s name? Do you remember what she looked like?
grace // May 9, 2008 at 9:05 am
Green’s always a good colour for showing off one’s “bah-sooms”. A nice emerald green… just has a nice depth to it.
sarebeth // May 9, 2008 at 9:14 am
“her bah-sooms” - I like that, funny.
JLee // May 9, 2008 at 9:38 am
Weird…especially the part about styling your hair in the restroom. I had some freaky dreams last night too. Very disturbing and too weird to mention. ha
wiwille // May 9, 2008 at 11:10 am
So this means you’re taking a date to Denny’s (Miss Ash?).
Sorry I couldn’t resist.
whatigotsofar // May 9, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Bob - red hair, names are your department reverand.
Grace - I guess that’s why I’ve always thought Irish women all had big tits. And instead of responded to the your other comment in the other post, I’ll respond here. I don’t remember calling you picky. (I do remember calling you a selfish bitch. hehehe) That does not mean I didn’t call you picky. I certainly remember thinking it, that’s for sure.
Sarebeth - I wanted people to know that I meant to have it pronounced bah-sooms instead of bosums.
JLee - If you were out on a date or something like a date and in the middle of said date, you happened to catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and saw something asquew, would you not use a restroom to adjust whatever it was that was asquew: hair, makeup, etc.
Wiwille - You couldn’t, but she definitely can, resist that is.
Miss Ash // May 9, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Wiwille, we’re not going on a date, just meeting up for drinks one day, much like you and I you nerd!
I don’t like King of the Hill very much any more. I watched it years ago but meh.
As for that music thing …. that one is hard!
grace // May 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm
See here. You’re constantly throwing complements in my direction. I’m still pissed about the selfish bitch one… I think I should get bonus points on the next music guessing game round in exchange for it.
(I won’t tell anyone, I promise)
whatigotsofar // May 9, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Miss Ash - At first, I thought of using the same 10 songs from the first round, only have it play backwards, but then I thought that might be kinda mean. So instead I just went with a contiuence of difficulty.
Grace - oh, that’s right. See, I remember thinking it. But I’ve called you so many things, it’s hard to remember when and where I called you anything specific. And I don’t give bonus points to N********k fans. In fact, those people are lucky I break when they cross the street. Unlike the band’s leadsinger. Oh! That’s right. I went there. Come to think of it, you like Bon Jovi (New Jersey based) right? Didn’t Richie Sambora also get charged with DUI. And didn’t Ray Emery get in a car accident on the way to practise once? Looks to me like your pickiness involves people with bad driving records. I guess that puts me back into the running for your ideal guy, huh.
grace // May 9, 2008 at 1:03 pm
That’s it. My next post will be a pic of me sporting my N********K tee. Hehe, how’d you like that word all in caps?
P.S. I can’t stand Ray Emery. Yes, he’s a horrible driver… he cuts people off with his Hummer all over town. But he’s not a Sens player anymore (or at least won’t be for much longer), so I couldn’t care less
whatigotsofar // May 9, 2008 at 1:08 pm
It’s hard not be a bad driver when driving a Hummer. They’re just so big and cumbersome.
Sparkling Red // May 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Didn’t she know girls aren’t allowed in the Men’s room?
Last night as I drifted in half-consciousness around 4am, my brain decided that I was the sliced turkey in a sandwich. My sheet was cheese and the duvet and mattress were bread.
grace // May 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Thanks for changing my comment; now I look like a crazy person talking about caps. Geez, I didn’t even know you could do that.
whatigotsofar // May 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Spark - Didn’t you get the memo, women showing off their bah-sooms are allowed everywhere. Especially in my dreams.
Grace - Didn’t you read the previous day’s post. I’m against free speech. I’m down with censorship, G.
Bob // May 9, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Alanna ******. Not sure about the last name but the only redhead I remember is Alanna. I think you even told me a rumour later on that she developed faster than other girls.
whatigotsofar // May 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Yeah, probably. Oh, and I changed the last name to *s. You never know if and when people google their own name.
Bob // May 10, 2008 at 11:43 am
What would the problem be if she did google her name? Do you think she would be insulted? Or would it be a compliment? DO you ever plan on seeing this person again?
JLee // May 10, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I thought you meant “styling” as in using the hand dryer to dry your hair. ha
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