Madame Boom Boom Goes to Holland

Yesterday, I was flipping through the television channels, looking for something worth watching. Eventually, I stumbled across an older looking program. There was the old Chinese lady running into her apartment kitchen. She grabbed what was probably a wooden spoon or spatula and ran into her living room. There, the Incredible Hulk was climbing out of the window and onto the fire escape. She immediately starting pummeling the Hulk with the cooking utensil.

She didn’t hit him very hard; she was an old lady and he was the Hulk. But what the heck was she thinking? Yeah, piss off the seven foot four hundred pound green dude.

Speaking of crazy old ladies, what’s the deal with those new Michelina’s commercials. “Letta momma feed you.” Have you seen the one where the old lady tackles the guy on the football field then ridicules him for being tackled by an old lady?