Meme
This time, it’s from Catscratch Diva, not sure if there’s some relation to catscratch fever or the wango tango, but you never know.
- Do you like the person you are becoming? I’m not sure. I’m dietting and working out in order to slim down. But I’m getting fried chicken cravings like mad and the withdrawals are giving me headaches.
- Do you currently find yourself to look cute? Certainly, but why don’t any of the ladies agree with me.
- What do you want for Christmas/ or your next birthday? One of those grilling things with removable cooking surfaces. Those are so much easier to clean.
- Did you ever call anyone “darling”? Yes, but they didn’t get the reference.
- Did anybody ever call you beautiful? I’m a goblin, so no.
- Do you consider yourself sexy? Not really.
- Ever seen a ghost? A real one, no.
- A singer/group you thought was cool when you were little? Platinum Blonde. Sidenote: I read today that the bass player Kenny MacLean passed away recently. Shame.
- Last item you bought yourself? Genesis 1970-1975 boxset.
- If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first? Depends on how much cash I’ve got. If I’ve got a good amount, Harry Rosen, otherwise, Mark’s Work Wearhouse.
- Name something you have to do tomorrow? Take out the garbage.
- Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? I’ve wanted another tattoo for the longest time. I just can’t think of anything I’d want on my body for the rest of my life.
Did I learn anything about myself?
After completing this meme, I got to thinking. This meme was written specifically for women. Guys don’t ask themselves whether or not they think they’re cute and then ask themselves if they think they’re beautiful and sexy. In a guy’s mind cute, beautiful and sexy are all pretty closely related. Here is how a guy interprets each word.
cute = “Yeah, I’d do her.”
beautiful = “Hell yeah, I’d do her.”
sexy = “I did her.”
The Newsradio Dictionary of Pretty
pretty = pretty
cute = pretty but short and/or hyperactive
beautiful = pretty and tall
gorgeous = pretty with great hair
striking = pretty with a big nose
voluptuous = pretty and fat
sexy = pretty and easy
exotic = ugly
Crossdressing
Some men prefer to wear women’s clothing. It’s not my thing, but I’m not one to judge. I do have some questions about it though. There are some types of women’s clothing that are known to be less than comfortable. Specifically shoes. Women always seem to complain about high heels as being difficult to walk in. I’m not going to argue that. It’s obvious that flat shoes would be likely to be more comfortable. Yet, crossdressers are often seen in high heels and dresses. Never in sweats. It’s like crossdressers want to be uncomfortable. Couldn’t a crossdresser just throw on a Cotton Ginny sweater and a pair of capri pants with some flat-soled shoes. They’d still look like women; that’s the goal, right? Or is the goal to look as uncomfortable as possible? If the goal is simply to be uncomfortable, there are better ways. Wear a parka in the summer and a speedo in the winter.
Conclusion
What started out as a simple meme took a horrible turn somewhere. How did I get to blogging about crossdressing? I need a drink.
Happy Thanksgiving to any Americans reading this. Eat some turkey (or tofurkey for the hippies er, vegetarians), take a nap, watch the parade, see the Detriot Lions march their way to a perfect season and don’t trample anybody trying to get a good deal on a discontinued DVD player on Friday.
You know that thanksgiving is tomorrow right?
Also… you consider yourself cute?
I consider myself alotta things.
Comment by Bob — November 26, 2008 @ 10:10 am
Thanks for the Happy Thanksgiving week. I think crossdressers want the uncomfortableness. My wife thinks they should add the bra to the ensemble — she maintains it’s the single most uncomfortable thing for women ever devised.
But what is the bra gonna do for a guy. All the crossdressers I’ve seen haven’t had man bosoms. I think. They probably just stuffed.
Comment by DarcKnyt — November 26, 2008 @ 10:15 am
Those defs of pretty are pretty funny.
Newsradio was a wonderfully funny program.
Comment by Dr Zibbs — November 26, 2008 @ 10:26 am
“Hey, Buddy.”
That’s my favourite Seinfeld moment. The raised wing was the icing on the cake.
Comment by Heff — November 26, 2008 @ 10:57 am
I learn so much from this blog.
If only you could forget all the awful details you’ve learned here.
Comment by Andrea — November 26, 2008 @ 11:41 am
Andrea, try spending a saturday night with WIGSF, you can learn a lot.
Top 5 things women learn from me on a Saturday night
5. Where that smell is coming from.
4. The going rate for a Thai hooker.
3. What some geek thinks about Star Trek.
2. Where’s the closest exit.
1. How to get a free meal in a nice restaurant without putting out.
Comment by Bob — November 26, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
Yoink… hehe… I get it.
Anyhoo. I like the interesting turn your post took… alot better than mine did!!
Hey, I’ve been spelling ‘yoink’ wrong all this time. Maybe I should start spell checking.
Comment by catscratch — November 27, 2008 @ 12:05 am
Those cross-dressing men are more womanly than I’ll ever be. Check out the layers of makeup, especially on drag queens. I think my whole skin would die if I wore that much makeup.
Except of course for that penis they’ve got tucked between their legs.
Comment by Sparkling Red — November 27, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
I’m with you on the meme thing – it was definitely designed for females. And I suspect crossdressers think they’re showing women how to dress like women. I think they’re trying to out-do us in the femininity department by taking it to an extreme. Some of them do have great legs though!
It’s not just the legs, it’s really in the hips for the better crossdressers.
Comment by DarcsFalcon — November 28, 2008 @ 7:15 pm