Lazy From The Heat
August 2, 2007I don’t like the heat of summer. This is nothing new. Ask people who know me and they’ll tell you tales of me collapsing due to heat-stroke. So today, I’ve spent as much time inside as possible. Go to a jobsite, not today folks.
So, I guess because I’m not actually working hard today, (like I ever,) I’m spending more time fooling around at work. Lays potato chips, you really can’t eat just one.
I’ve taken a look at some old posts for my blog that I started to right but never finished and posted. Wowee! So many offensive things I wrote. In a post about going to a buffet, I referred to a fat couple as whales and that they’re raising a child with man bosoms.
In another post, I explained how I hate charitable organizations. That’s pretty low. I starting calling charity groups a bunch fear-mongering, guilt-laying placebo-sellers. That’s really low.
A couple weeks back I wrote some sort of blackmailing post. I can’t believe I actually posted that crap. It was supposed to be an introduction into a bunch of little fictional tales I wrote about some of my readers. Really stupid stuff.
Insulting my blogosphere pals, no I didn’t stop there. I even took a turn at myself. I guess I was feeling really honest one day and I started to list a bunch of embarrassing things about myself. Not fake things, real things, real embarrassing things. Boy am I glad I wised up in time not to post that stuff.
Oh well, I guess not of that stuff will ever see the light of day.
On to some stuff of somewhat interest, its a long weekend this coming weekend in Ontario. I as usual have no plans. I will probably spend the extra day working in my Dad’s yard and doing a little barbecue with the family. Unless somebody calls and which case, BOOM, I’m a dot, I’m outta there. I don’t wanna spend another long weekend with my Father.
I tell you, this guy, he changes the landscaping in the yard so frequently, he never actually has it in a state of completion. Here’s the current project. There is this existing interlocking stone path that leads from the sliding doors to the gazebo. He is currently planting trees on both sides of the path in hopes that they will eventually grow into a wooded archway over the path. Yes, I’m sure that could look great if he actually lets the trees grow. 10 bucks says, he’ll change his mind about that before the end of the summer and we’ll have to move those trees.
If you don’t believe me, I’ll say this about my father and his landscaping ideas. Current home, been there since January ‘99. How many ponds do you think we had to dig in that backyard since 1999 (8 summers). If you’re answer is less than three, you don’t know my Father.
Oh, here’s an idea, Maybe I’ll take a drive out to some other place. A little one day road trip.
Oh, here’s something I gotta do. I still gotta see The Simpsons Movie. Wow, exciting way to spend a weekend.
Happy Civic Holiday everybody. Yes folks who don’t know. That’s the holiday. Its called Civic Holiday. It is just an excuse to have a long weekend in August. There is no significance to the holiday what-so-ever. Its just a government mandated day-off.
Recommended Listening: Just a Gigolo/Ain’t Go Nobody by David Lee Roth, hummilly-boomilly-zimmilly-boomilly-BOP!
